Saturday, August 9, 2008

Smile!


Dear Random Dude on the Street,
When you tell me empirically to "Smile." it has the exact opposite effect. In fact it really pisses me off. You don't know me, you don't know what kind of day I've had... am I offending you with my face? You know what, that's too bad. This is what it looks like. I'm not crying, I'm not frowning, and I'm not smiling... but really who walks around smiling all day? Not you. You weren't smiling, you just seem to think it's ok to order a stranger to "Smile." Well F-You. I'm not going to smile. In fact I Was fine and now you've pissed me off. Mind your own buisness and if you want me to smile how about saying something clever or nice or even really freakin' weird!  How about next time I meet you I tell you to "Duck." and then swing my fist at your bossy face! Grr!