Visit Middle Earth (A middle school project)

I found this tourist brochure in my keepsakes... I think I made this in 6th grade or so. I think past me would still get along with future me.

Please note joke; this was made many years after 1986, thus the buss pass is expired... you're hilarious younger self!

Fili and Kili are my favorites! 

"Elvish wine is highly potent and is so bad that if you took a single sip, and are not a elf, you will end up with hangover for days. Even though the smell is sweet and doesn't smell like alcohol it is bad for; Men, Women, humans, Hobbits, Goblins, infg, spiders and shouldn't be consumed in large quantities by dragons. Dragons that do so risk uncontrolled fire sneezing. Chances are that you won't be able to call for {help?}"