Doo doo doo lookin' out my back door

It's another grey day in San Francisco bay

at least the rain's stopped for my coffee break


chilly and windy...

but this sure beats a lot of other versions of "Winter"

Pointless retorical question of the day:

How is it I have This Many single socks!!!? (Twenty singles!)

And the winner for best porn title of a non-porn book goes to...

I know... the illustration doesn't support my non-porn claims, but I did give it a good skim in the thrift store and the plot summary doesn't sound too racy (although hard to follow)
... Published by Lancer Books...

oh my.

Bushy eyed and Bright tailed

I have to get up early tomorrow... as I was prepping for the morning I realized that this...


...is the perfect illustration of how useless I am in the morning.

I cannot make oatmeal.

If I don't do this prep, I don't eat breakfast because it's too complicated. So here it is, my preparation for the morning; 1 cup of water in a saucepan on the stove, one half cup pre-measured oatmeal with one quarter cup rasins, fruit to grab, sugar to sprinkle... the coffee pot is ready to be turned on and the coffee cup is directly next to it. At least I've learned to live with my disability.

Ok enough fun, I need to go lay out my outfit for tomorrow and try to get to sleep early (sigh)

If you're sick, this is your sign from God... and the CDC

Fashion Police

Dear sir,
We are issuing you this citation for wearing athletic shorts with suspenders. Please cease and desist from this activity. In fact any pants or shorts made with a knit fabric are not to be worn with suspenders.
Thank You, FP.

Fog

To live with fog...

...means that sometimes you come home...

... and find your whole neighborhood transformed!

Ah smut...

I got this old book for a friend of mine. The cover made me laugh...

but for some reason this disclaimer on the back made me laugh harder...

How could I resist?