What to eat for dinner...

So I’m in my kitchen and thinking “I should eat something, it's dinner time”. Nothing is really appealing. I have pasta, salad, chicken,microwave lasagne, miso soup, top ramen, and various other staples… but nothing really looks good. Then this voice in my head says “how about whiskey?” “mmm whiskey for dinner…”. I shake the notion, besides that I don’t even have any whiskey in the house. Who just wants whiskey for dinner? Drunks… The little devil on my shoulder is a drunk. I opt for Cheerios with soy milk instead.